Me: Baby, random question: can we breed pigs for super intelligence?
BF: I don't see why not? They're fairly smart to begin with.
Me: Yay! I shall devise elaborate intelligent tests for them and breed them based on their wit and charm.
I wonder if they taste worse as they get smarter?
Me: :-( YOU CAN'T EAT THE SMART ONES. You can eat the dumb ones who fail.
BF: FIIIIIIIIINE
Me: <3
BF: <3
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